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Hola, Zarasvetcha, bon jour, whatever,

I went to see Avatar w/ my son last week. Stopped @ Super America to stock up on candy to sneak in. Had a reekin' homeless fella push his way in front of us in line. He was crunching on "donut bits" he later purchased. Hope he choked to death on a bit alone in an alley later that night while regretting the choices he made in life and holding a locket with a picture of the mother he never knew in it. Die coner die.

Afterwards, my boy and I went to Rally's to get a bite of lunch before the movie. We waited 7 minutes before our order was taken. A perfect piece of white trash with his flinching female companion pulled in behind us. The guy was decked out in all white rapper's delight clothes. He was tossing trash out of his pickup truck's window pretty much constantly as he was ordering. When it sounded like he he was finished with his order the worker tried to give him his total at which point the hillbilly gangsta wannabe screamed into the mike "THAT'S NOT ALL" at least four times. The moron then ordered a Coke and a chocolate shake.

At this point I was not only worried that we would not make it to the movie in time, but also that we would accidently end up with the spit in food intended for Caspar the friendly pimp behind me. So I left. Hopefully, the wittie bittie little wannabe drank a soda spit into by a dude with aids and is right now dying from a slow painful degenertive progression. Die coner die.

The movie was far cooler than I expected.